Recent Microblogs
Nov 25, 2025 β
me: *making breakfast for my family this morning *
wife: Daddy’s making us breakfast because he’s a saint.
daughter: No, he’s not a saint. He’s just a yucky guy.
me and wife: π²π²π€£π€£
Nov 22, 2025 β
We got a new bookshelf and went through all of our books when we set it up. I’ve been married to my wife for 5 years and didn’t realize she had a bunch of great books I want to read! Of the five shelves of books we had, these are the ones I’m hoping to read soon. What else should I add to my list?
Nov 22, 2025 β
A brontosaurus with its heart beating out of its… neck?