me: *making breakfast for my family this morning *

wife: Daddy’s making us breakfast because he’s a saint.

daughter: No, he’s not a saint. He’s just a yucky guy.

me and wife: 😲😲🤣🤣

We got a new bookshelf and went through all of our books when we set it up. I’ve been married to my wife for 5 years and didn’t realize she had a bunch of great books I want to read! Of the five shelves of books we had, these are the ones I’m hoping to read soon. What else should I add to my list?

A brontosaurus with its heart beating out of its… neck?

Bacon? On a weekday!?

Yes. 🥓🥓🥓

Green grapes are undeniably better than red grapes. I was surprised to realize this. I think I was prejudiced against green grapes because I like red apples better than green apples.

IT FINALLY HAPPENED! I made latte art that roughly approximates a heart. I can’t believe it took me months just to get my first heart. But now that I figured out how to pour in a way to get the foam to sit on top, I’m hopeful I can get the heart mastered soon and then move on to learning the tulip.

Doing one of my favorite things today: working from a coffee shop ☕ I’m trying a cozy new spot nearby that I’ve never been to before! Their latte art game is strong and this orange-cardamom flavor is delicious. It reminds me that I have a long way to go with my lattes/art!

me: we’re going to the barber shop so I can get a haircut.

2yo daughter: I DON’T WANT TO GO TO BARBECUE SAUCE GUYS!!! 😭😭😭

I wrote Are you looking in the right places? about a month ago. The phone that inspired that essay has been missing ever since, but today my daughter pulled it out from under the fridge. I guess sometimes to find what we’re looking for, we need to stop looking so much. 🤷‍♂️

I came across this old roommate agreement from college 😂🤣

We definitely considered mutual back massages, I can’t remember if it ever happened though… 🤔💭